Composer laureate of Salem, Massachusetts

Sheet Music

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SM-000600164
Composer
J. M. Smig
Publisher
Sophisticated Schizophrenic
Genre
Jazz / Instrumental
Instrumentation
Piano
Scored for
Quartet
Type of score
Full score
Key
Polytonal
Duration
2'11"
Difficulty
Difficult
Year of composition
2017

Description
SCENARIO: A male transvestite, commando in a mini skirt, boards the subway at the beach where he just serviced the mariachi band in a Mexican bar. As he gets off at his destination, his slackened f-hole belches a moist tremolo fart that leaves a flock of lice on the seat. At a later stop, a conservatory student, lugging a bass clarinet to an avant-garde music seminar, sits on the flock of lice who chitter music inaudible to humans as they creep onto the student's lower orifice.

Upload date: 20 Apr 2024
Sheet music file
1.00 USD
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