Description
SCENARIO: A male transvestite, commando in a mini skirt, boards the subway at the beach where he just serviced the mariachi band in a Mexican bar. As he gets off at his destination, his slackened f-hole belches a moist tremolo fart that leaves a flock of lice on the seat. At a later stop, a conservatory student, lugging a bass clarinet to an avant-garde music seminar, sits on the flock of lice who chitter music inaudible to humans as they creep onto the student's lower orifice.